{"id":69,"date":"2025-12-05T16:10:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T14:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/?p=69"},"modified":"2025-12-12T22:49:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T20:49:09","slug":"les-amants-borgnes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/2025\/12\/05\/les-amants-borgnes\/","title":{"rendered":"Les amants borgnes\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Petit po\u00e8me sans pr\u00e9tention ni format \u00e0 l\u2019usage de ceux qui, sans \u00eatre borgnes ni m\u00eame aveugles n\u2019y voient pas plus clair que cela.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sa folle crini\u00e8re au vent<br>Attachait de bon c\u0153ur<br>Les mains charnues et fi\u00e8res<br>De ses tendres amants<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceux-ci pour s\u2019en d\u00e9faire<br>Emm\u00ealaient fort la blonde<br>\u00c0 faire capituler<br>Cent peignes \u00e0 la ronde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Tu as un peigne ? &#8211; Non !<br>&#8211; Ou alors\u2026 un crayon ?<br>&#8211; Oui, sur le lavabo.<br>Elle contint le chaos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Rien qu\u2019un dernier baiser ! \u00bb,<br>S\u2019\u00e9crie dans un soupir<br>L\u2019amant qu\u2019elle doit fuir<br>Pour un plus r\u00e9gulier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dans un \u00e9lan fougueux<br>Et en lieu de baiser<br>Il se cr\u00e8ve les yeux<br>de son crayon taill\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amants, craignez vos mains<br>Qui par trop de passion<br>Emm\u00ealent leur beau crin :<br>Se vengent vos crayons !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petit po\u00e8me sans pr\u00e9tention ni format \u00e0 l\u2019usage de ceux qui, sans \u00eatre borgnes ni m\u00eame aveugles n\u2019y voient pas plus clair que cela. Sa folle crini\u00e8re au ventAttachait de bon c\u0153urLes mains charnues et fi\u00e8resDe ses tendres amants Ceux-ci pour s\u2019en d\u00e9faireEmm\u00ealaient fort la blonde\u00c0 faire capitulerCent peignes \u00e0 la ronde &#8211; Tu as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72,"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/72"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chezlouise.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}